Yep, you know the drill: guy meets girl in an overcrowded, loud and hot party with blaring music and booze everywhere. College! You start dancing with one hot chick, and next thing you know, you’re talking to her - easy! You exchange names and majors in between sips of beer in someone’s basement. Your hands move from your hips to hers. She doesn’t move them. You’re in the clear!
Or are you?
You ask her if she’d like to continue the fun back at your place, and she says “sure!” You hold her hand, like the gentleman you are, and lead her through the crowd, making sure that everyone sees this beautiful girl holding your hand. You flaunt it!
Next thing you know, you’re back at your apartment with this beautiful drunk girl. Now what? Are we supposed to have sex?
Not so fast!
First, get her a drink of water or some soda if you have any, then make sure that she knows where she is and who you are. Then you can start making moves. Here are some suggestions; use the ones that feel right!
Do some online shopping. Girls love shopping!
Have her meet the ‘rents. This is a big one, and it can be tough to gauge whether she’s really “the one;” however, it may be a great chance to introduce her to them since everyone is home. Don’t do this if your parents are fast asleep and get easily angry or frustrated with you for waking them up with a beautiful woman.
Offer her a cigarette. You don’t smoke, but you keep a pack handy to offer to women in case they do.
Show her your display case of all of your childhood trophies and medals. Chances are you’ll end up having a great conversation about fond childhood memories!
Show her how fast you can play solitaire. Impressive and intelligent.
Tell her about your day. She may have just forgotten to ask.
When all is said and done, you scored no matter what because you talked to that beautiful girl that would have never even laid eyes on you if you weren't at that party. And who knows - maybe she’ll be back to meet the parents. Hell yeah bro!