Worst Songs to Have S E X to



Here at Main Street, we’ve had top (and bottom) men & women conduct rigorous, and often sweaty, research to give you a definitive list of songs to steer clear of during those tender moments between you and your lover, or Assistant Professor. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 songs that will bring cataclysmic annihilation to your fuck session.


• HOT CROSS bUNS (ON RECORDER)

• OF MiCE & MEN CaSSETTE aUDiObOOK

• CHEESEbURGER iN paRaDiSE - jiMMY bUFFET

• jESUS TaKE THE wHEEl - CaRRiE UNDERwOOD


• jEOpaRDY MUSIC

• REaDiNG RaiNbOw THEME SONG

• THE SOUND OF MUSiC - THE SOUND OF MUSiC

• jERRY SEINFElD TalKING abOUT aIRplaNE FOOD


• THE STaR-SpaNGlED baNNER

• wii SpORTS ORCHESTRal SCORE


we fucked to these songs so you didn't have to